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Goodness me, I was gonna go to bed about 30 mins ago but I just had to read through all the comments. I was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba (Thats in Canada for all you Americans) and currently live in Lubbock, Texas (Thats in the US for all you Canadians). I've also lived in Chihuahua, Chihuahua (Thats Mexico for everyone) for a brief time. On the whole, I would have to say that preparation H feels amazing and just about everyone from everywhere should probably apply some pretty soon (due to the massive amounts of head-assery thats happening). I was homeschooled/raised in all three countries over the course of my "pre-higher education" education and got a "well rounded" dose of bullshit (I'm surprised my eyes aren't brown).
That being said, I have several statements I would like to make.
1) Australian accents and or any other accents (with the exception of e-bonics) give me an instant hard-on.
2) No one fully understands their neighbor's politics, mindset, history and or lingo.
3) Everyone, at one point or another has been screwed over, lied too, analy explored and or exploited by their own governments (present company included thrice over)
4) Patriotism is all good and well if your in the nazi party, a member of the glee club, ill-versed in propaganda brainwashing techniques (if you know what I mean hurray for you. If not, don't worry about it and keep waving your (insert country of choice) flag) or just like getting drunk on your choice of independence, establishment or liberation holiday. No government currently in power, or pretty much ever has existed without bullshit, bloodshed and people willing to shed said blood.
5) No one truly understands the beaver, the eagle or the chupacabra.
6) If religion should be separated from politics, politics should be separated from religion. Unfortunately, politics and religion share too many similarities and ideals to ever become un-entangled and for the most part each of our respective neighbors have religion of some kind entwined in their making, founding or what have you and as such, will find it extremely difficult to separate their politics, governing principles and ideaology from their many facated and interesting religious backgrounds.
9) Every country I have lived in has had rednecks, college graduates, beautiful women, good beer and taxes. This statement is not designed to give hope, but if we can weed out everything except the good beer and beautiful women...
8) Sorry this came so late in the comment, however I must say, I quite like the artwork.
9) This comment is quickly becoming a rant and as such I will end it here (not quite though, cause I still gotta close it and what not).
10) Feel free to pick apart any and all statements made to your full satisfaction and enjoyment.
11) To close I thought I might give some tips to future travelers/emigrators of either three countries:
A) Don't eat the yellow snow, this applies to all three (yes there is snow in mexico, no its not glacial in canada)
B) Don't drink the water, also avoid tecate, miller lite and anything with a moose on the label.
C) Whatever you do, do not approach live moose during spring.
D) Whatever you do, do not approach live rattlesnakes, ever.
E) Be courteous and polite no matter where you are, especially in mexico (it can get you free food and beer)
F) No matter how much you dislike authority, don't throw things or lip off to mounties, police or policia, they all like to use undue force whenever possible.
G) If you expect to interact with the locals on a long term basis or perhaps even permanently, it would probably be wise to learn their language, be it spanish or english. ( I refuse to list french as the main language of Canada, because Quebec refuses to be canadian)
H) Finally, this is possibly the most important one of all, no matter what you do or where you go/are, always pass to the left and do not, under ANY circumstances, bogart.
Thats it, thats all I've got.
Peace.
PS Manitoba may or may not rock, depending on what your view of rocking may entail. I am decidedly middle of the road on that there eh.
That being said, I have several statements I would like to make.
1) Australian accents and or any other accents (with the exception of e-bonics) give me an instant hard-on.
2) No one fully understands their neighbor's politics, mindset, history and or lingo.
3) Everyone, at one point or another has been screwed over, lied too, analy explored and or exploited by their own governments (present company included thrice over)
4) Patriotism is all good and well if your in the nazi party, a member of the glee club, ill-versed in propaganda brainwashing techniques (if you know what I mean hurray for you. If not, don't worry about it and keep waving your (insert country of choice) flag) or just like getting drunk on your choice of independence, establishment or liberation holiday. No government currently in power, or pretty much ever has existed without bullshit, bloodshed and people willing to shed said blood.
5) No one truly understands the beaver, the eagle or the chupacabra.
6) If religion should be separated from politics, politics should be separated from religion. Unfortunately, politics and religion share too many similarities and ideals to ever become un-entangled and for the most part each of our respective neighbors have religion of some kind entwined in their making, founding or what have you and as such, will find it extremely difficult to separate their politics, governing principles and ideaology from their many facated and interesting religious backgrounds.
9) Every country I have lived in has had rednecks, college graduates, beautiful women, good beer and taxes. This statement is not designed to give hope, but if we can weed out everything except the good beer and beautiful women...
8) Sorry this came so late in the comment, however I must say, I quite like the artwork.
9) This comment is quickly becoming a rant and as such I will end it here (not quite though, cause I still gotta close it and what not).
10) Feel free to pick apart any and all statements made to your full satisfaction and enjoyment.
11) To close I thought I might give some tips to future travelers/emigrators of either three countries:
A) Don't eat the yellow snow, this applies to all three (yes there is snow in mexico, no its not glacial in canada)
B) Don't drink the water, also avoid tecate, miller lite and anything with a moose on the label.
C) Whatever you do, do not approach live moose during spring.
D) Whatever you do, do not approach live rattlesnakes, ever.
E) Be courteous and polite no matter where you are, especially in mexico (it can get you free food and beer)
F) No matter how much you dislike authority, don't throw things or lip off to mounties, police or policia, they all like to use undue force whenever possible.
G) If you expect to interact with the locals on a long term basis or perhaps even permanently, it would probably be wise to learn their language, be it spanish or english. ( I refuse to list french as the main language of Canada, because Quebec refuses to be canadian)
H) Finally, this is possibly the most important one of all, no matter what you do or where you go/are, always pass to the left and do not, under ANY circumstances, bogart.
Thats it, thats all I've got.
Peace.
PS Manitoba may or may not rock, depending on what your view of rocking may entail. I am decidedly middle of the road on that there eh.